Pants.
The clothing
Happy Leap Year!
I like to leap in pants.
The Pants These khakis and I have a relationship that began when the dopamine and serotonin levels elevated when the skin of my bare legs touched the soft interior side of the fabric in the clothing store changing room. After a wash and at least 48 hours of wear, of constant contact, we were joined at the hip, Over time, the fit improved. I could do yoga in the pants. I moved in the pants. Everyday, in the pants. The pants to experience my experiences in. The shoes I bought were for the pants. The shirts I bought were for the pants. I had a hat that worked with the pants. So I started wearing it. I ate at the restaurant in the pants, greasy meat dripped and left its mark, a silhouette there no matter how hard I scrub. And now the pants are stained. I can still wear them. I can wear a long coat with the pants. I can sit behind a desk with the pants. I can attend a day-long meeting through the Internet with the pants. I probably should not attend social events where I will need to stand and shake hands with new people with the pants, at least, not where the lighting is good. But I can meditate with the pants and eat brownies with the pants. There are so many things that I can do with the pants that are hanging on the hook in the closet.
In wordy wordiness,
Walter

Haha this is delightful!! I'm looking for a great pair of pants, too. I can relate to how special a great pair of pants is!
I got to chuckle while reading about the pants.