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No context or greeting this week.

Just poem.

Call Service

Thank you for calling.
Your call is very important to us.
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Please hang up and try again. 
Have a nice day!
Good bye.

Thank you for calling.
Your call is very important to us.
Please listen through all the menu options before entering your selection using your phone’s keypad as our menu options have been rearranged recently so that we can help serve you better.
press “uno” por habla español.
press
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press “two” for billing questions.
press “three” for billing critiques.
press “four” for billing department.
press “five” for bill pay service.
press “six” to pay your bill or invoice by phone.
press “seven”
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press “seven” to lodge a tech complaint.
press “eight” for tech department.
press “nin
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Please hang up and try again.
Have a nice day!
Good bye.

Thank you for calling.
Your call is very important to
you selected “nine: more menu options.”
Is this correct?
I’m sorry, 
I didn’t catch that.
Could you please select your selection again?
You selected “nine: more menu options.”
Is this correct?
You may say “yes” or hit “one” on your keypad for “yes” or
say “no” or hit “three” on your keypad for “no.”
You said, “yes.”
Please confirm by pressing “five” on your keypad.
More menu options:
press “one” for new technologies.
press “two” for research and development.
press “three” for our hours and locations.
You pressed “three: hours and locations.”
Is this correct?
You may say “yes” or h
You said, “yes.”
Please confirm by pressing “fi
Please use your phone’s keypad to enter your zip code.
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I’m sorry, that does not appear to be a legitimate zip code.
Please try to enter your zip code again.
Congratulations!
You share a zip code with our flagship store!
You are in the same zip code as our flagship store.
Our flagship store hours are 
Saturday from 11-noon,
Saturday from 2-6,
Sunday from 2-6
Would you like directions to the flagship store?
You may say “yes” or hit “one” on your keypad for “yes” or
say “no” or hit “three” on your keypad for “no.”
You hit “one.”
Please confirm by saying, “yes,” into your phone.
Are you currently in the Forest Lake Neighborhood?
You may say “yes” or hit “one” on your keypad for “yes” or
say “no” or hit “three” on your keypad for “no.”
You said, “yes.”
Please confirm by pressing “five” on your keypad.
In the Forest Lake Neighborhood,
enter the neighborhood by the northern entrance,
near the sign and the fenced yard 
where the dog always barks
even though you never see a dog.
Take the first left.
Four houses down, 
on the left,
on the sidewalk,
blocking the driveway,
during operating hours,
you will see our flagship store
with the sign that says,
“Lemonade.
Only -Dollar Sign- One.”
Do you need to hear the directions again?
You may say “y
You said, “no.”
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You may say “yes” or hit “wo
You said, “no.”
Have a nice day!
Good bye.

in wordy wordiness,

Walter