Hobbies!!!!

They're things you can do!!!!

This week, in addition to offering you, my fortunate and beloved readers, the exciting opportunity to remember the fondness of schooldays yore by diagraming this oddly constructed sentence, I, Walter, present, for your reading pleasure, a short, bulleted list of obscure hobbies.

• goat goatee grooming

• quitting knitting with beetle needles

• coronating cracked nutcrackers

• precisely pricing purple pumps

• eating over easy eagle eggs 

• compiling compelling complement compromises

• fondling foot fungi

• appropriation amputation and annihilation

• navigating a Nile isle aisle of piled tiles 

• hastily painting eighty dainty daisies

• whittling willow wood whales whilst whistling “Wonderwall”

In wordy wordiness,

Walter